1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 [theme music] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 [alarm blaring] 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Yabba-dabba-doo! 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 ♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪ 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,000 ♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪ 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 ♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪ 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 ♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪ 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 ♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪ 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 ♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪ 12 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 ♪ A dabba-doo time ♪ 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪ 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 [cars honking] 15 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Hey, uh, watch it, Fred. 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Oh, boy, this traffic. 17 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I knew we shouldn't have tried coming 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 to the fair on opening day. 19 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Oh, it isn't that bad, Fred. 20 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Besides, it's good for the children. 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 It's an educational experience 22 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 they'll remember the rest of their lives. 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 [babbling] 24 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Yeah, I don't mind, either. 25 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 - It's exciting. - Hey, you said it. 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 I can't wait to try some of those rides. 27 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 I hear they're pretty wild. 28 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I'll bet they're no wilder than Fred's driving. 29 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 [screaming] 30 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Hey, Wilma, isn't this fun? 31 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 It would be if you'd stop choking me. 32 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 [Fred laughing] 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 This flying hipposaurus is okay, huh, Fred? 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Yeah, I just wonder how they get it to stay in the air. 35 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 [panting] 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 It ain't easy, man. It ain't easy. 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 [instrumental music] 38 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Here's something for you, Fred. Test your strength. 39 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Oh, boy, right down my alley. 40 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 (Fred) I'll probably knock that bell right off the pole. 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Watch closely, Rubble, I will show you how it's done. 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 [grunting] 43 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 thud 44 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 [laughing] 45 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Just as I thought, it's fixed. 46 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 [babbling] Bamm-Bamm! 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 thud 48 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 thunk 49 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 That's my boy. 50 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 thud 51 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Boy, I would have to compete 52 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 with the strongest boy in the world. 53 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 (Betty) '"Kiddyland, free parking for tired tots."' 54 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Good, we'll leave the children here while we tour the exhibits. 55 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Over here, boys! 56 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 "Tired tots?" How about pooped parents? 57 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Hey, hey. You said it, Barn. 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Hey, get a load of that babysitter. 59 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,000 - A rocktopus. - How clever. 60 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 (Wilma) 'Well, I've always said that's what a mother needs' 61 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 'six more arms.' 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 [babbling] 63 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Oh, how cute. 64 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Waa! Waa! Waa! 65 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 [crying] 66 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 She sure is busy. Can she take care of our two? 67 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Of course, with our rocktopus there's always room for more. 68 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Oh, isn't that cute? 69 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 [babbling] 70 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 [babbling] 71 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Now don't worry about the kiddies. 72 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 They'll be perfectly happy here. 73 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Go and enjoy the fair. 74 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 - Thank you. - Bye, children. 75 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 [babbling] 76 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 [babbling] Good a-bye. 77 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Bye-bye. 78 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 (Wilma) '"House of Tomorrow."' 79 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 That's what I want to see 80 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 the newest labor-saving appliances. 81 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Me, too. Come on, Barney. 82 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Here's where you and I get the works, Barn 83 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 the girls are gonna see new ways 84 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 to put a dent in our pocketbooks. 85 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 [laughing] 86 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Yeah, those gadgets save them labor and cost us money. 87 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Well, what can we do? You can't keep 'em from lookin'. 88 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 splash splash 89 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Isn't that marvelous? An automatic dishwasher. 90 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 What I wouldn't give to have one of those. 91 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 You already have a dishwasher...me. 92 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Yeah, besides, that machine probably 93 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 isn't even on the market yet, just an experimental model. 94 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Yeah...sounds like it still has some bugs in it. 95 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Ooh! Look at this. 96 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 [instrumental music] 97 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 [monkey chattering] 98 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 - Hey, what is that? - An automatic blender. 99 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 - Isn't that clever? - Oh, sure. 100 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Just something else to go wrong around the house. 101 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 (Fred) 'In a couple of months, that little monkeysaurus' 102 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 'will wear out, and then where would you be?' 103 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 [panting] 104 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 He's not kidding. I'm exhausted! 105 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Ah, we've seen enough of this woman stuff. 106 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Uh, yeah, can't we do something else? 107 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Oh, there's a shooting gallery. 108 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 (Betty) 'Why don't you boys try your skill over there?' 109 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Good idea, we'll meet you at the Hall Of Science. 110 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Gee, thanks, girls. 111 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Aren't they cute? 112 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 As long as you know how to handle them. 113 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 [chuckling] 114 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Boy, Fred, I haven't used one of these 115 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 since the old army days. 116 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Yeah, sure brings back memories, doesn't it? 117 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 (Barney) 'Hey, try both barrels, Fred.' 118 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 (Fred) 'Okey-dookey-dokey.' 119 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 quack quack 120 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I don't care what this job pays. 121 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Next year I'm flying south. 122 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Here come the boys. 123 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Good! I'm just dying to see this science exhibit. 124 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Well, it can't be any good. 125 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 There's no line waiting to go in. 126 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Well, let's go anyway, I'm curious. 127 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 (Wilma) 'Besides, it sounds cultural.' 128 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Uh-oh, don't fight it, Fred. 129 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,000 When they start talking cultural, we're dead ducks. 130 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 You're so right, Barn. 131 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 (Fred) Some Hall Of Science, there's nothing here. 132 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Yes, there is, Fred. Look over there. 133 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 - Uh, pardon me, mister. - Ah, customers, customers. 134 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Are you customers? 135 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 'Have you come to try my time machine?' 136 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Well, we don't know. What is it? 137 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Oh, it's marvelous! Absolutely marvelous. 138 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 You just step inside and I throw a lever 139 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 and things spin, lights go on and off 140 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 and you wind up somewhere in the future. 141 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,000 I mean, really in the future. 142 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 [laughs] 143 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 You don't say. 144 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 This guy has slipped his gears. 145 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Uh, have you tried it yourself, sir? 146 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Who, me? Oh, don't be silly. 147 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 I mean, somebody has to stay outside to operate the thing 148 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 and that's me, I mean, I-I'd love to go 149 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 but unfortunately, it's not possible. 150 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Well, uh, has anybody tried it? 151 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Well, no, no, actually, they haven't. 152 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 You see, I just finally got it working this morning. 153 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,000 So you'll be the lucky ones. How about it? Are you game? 154 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 - Golly, I don't know. - I don't, either. 155 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Going into the future sounds a little scary to me. 156 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Oh, listen, it's all a big fake. 157 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 He gets you in there, turns off the lights 158 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 and shows pictures on the wall or something. 159 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Oh? You think that's it? 160 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 (Fred) 'Of course it is, how can anybody put you in the future' 161 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 if it hasn't happened yet. 162 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Let's humor the old bird and have a few laughs, huh? Come on. 163 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,000 - Well, okay. - Alright, let's go. 164 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Yeah, just for laughs. 165 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 [Fred laughs] 166 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Okay, mister, we'll go. 167 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Splendid. Splendid! You won't regret it. 168 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Step in, step in, and when the machine starts 169 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 you'll feel funny for a moment but then it'll clear up 170 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 and you'll be in some marvelous place in the future. 171 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 And, uh, how far into the future do you want to go? 172 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 'Um, 100 years? 200?' 173 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 [laughing] 174 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Why, give us the works. Do your darnedest! 175 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Now, let's see. Where shall I send them? 176 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Ooh, this is so exciting. 177 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I know. I'll shut my eyes and spin the dial. 178 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Round and round she goes 179 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 and where she stops, nobody knows. 180 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 ching 181 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Three lemons! Is that good? 182 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Let's see. 183 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh, my goodness! Those people are gone! 184 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 My time machine works! It really works! 185 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Oh, my goodness. I-I wonder where they went. 186 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Uh-oh. I'm scared. 187 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Barney? Barney, where are you? 188 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Oh, I'm over here. I-I'm kinda scared, too. 189 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Oh, don't be ridiculous. It's just a trick, an illusion. 190 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 You watch, in a minute or so 191 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 some picture will flash on the wall and.. 192 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 [grunts] 193 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Oh! Oh, what happened? 194 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 - Where are we, Fred? - Huh? 195 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Why, in the machine, of course. 196 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Oh, yeah? Look over there. 197 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 (Barney) 'Look at that stadium.' 198 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 [Fred laughing] 199 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 (Fred) 'That's not a real stadium, Barney.' 200 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,000 'It's a picture, a movie, an-an optical illusion.' 201 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Well, it looks pretty real to me. 202 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Well, somebody should complain to that man out there. 203 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 This machine is pretty rough. 204 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 [crowd cheering] 205 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Hey, sounds like a football game. 206 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 (Barney) 'Let's go over there.' 207 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Oh, don't be a boob, Rubble. 208 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 You can't go over there. It isn't real. 209 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 It's an optical illusion. 210 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Well, let's take a look anyway. Come on, girls. 211 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Oh, alright. Wait for me. 212 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Say, Wilma, look at the people. 213 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Look how they're dressed 214 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 'all wrapped up in bed sheets' 215 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 'and those pots on their heads.' 216 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 I say, Tiberius, look at those savages. 217 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 - What are they doing here? - I don't know, Brutus. 218 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Probably on their way to fight in the arena. 219 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Hey, come on, let's hurry, sounds like somebody's 220 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 getting clobbered in there. 221 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 There's no game, Barn. 222 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 How many times must I tell you? 223 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 This whole thing's an illusion. 224 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Well, let's find out, huh? 225 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Go on, girls. Go right on in. 226 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Where do you two think you're going? 227 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 The gladiators' entrance is back there. 228 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 (Barney) 'Hey, watch it!' 229 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 (Fred) 'What are you doing? 230 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 'Hey, cut it out!' 231 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Where are the boys? 232 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 I thought they were right behind us. 233 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Stopped for popcorn, I guess. 234 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Probably be along in a minute. 235 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Say, this is a strange game. 236 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 (Betty) 'Nothing's going on down there.' 237 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 (Wilma) 'Maybe it's halftime.' 238 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 [violin music] 239 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 (Betty) 'Wilma, look at that character practicing his violin' 240 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 'at a football game.' 241 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Yeah. Oh, here come a couple of players. 242 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 (Wilma) 'I guess the game's about to start.' 243 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 thud 244 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 I don't understand this at all, Fred. 245 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000 The crowd's up there and we're down here on the field. 246 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 I tell you, Barney, it's a movie! 247 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 An optical illusion! 248 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Those two couldn't be football players. 249 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 They're in terrible shape. 250 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Oh! It's Barney and Fred! 251 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Betty and Wilma are up there in the stands somewhere. 252 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,000 We'd better find them. Betty! Wilma! 253 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Where are you? 254 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Here comes Barney. He's saying something. 255 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Excuse me, sir, but would you stop fiddling for a minute? 256 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 'I can't hear a word my husband says.' 257 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Well! 258 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 [music continues] 259 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Betty! Wilma! 260 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 [lions roaring] 261 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Hey, Fred, look at that. 262 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 'A couple of lionosauruses are loose.' 263 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 (Fred) 'Nonsense, Barney.' 264 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 [roaring] 265 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 'If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times' 266 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 none of this is real. 267 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000 - Yipe! - It's an optical illusion. 268 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Well, one of your optical illusions 269 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 just ripped the seat out of my pants. 270 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 [roaring] 271 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Help! 272 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Oh, come back here, Barney! 273 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 You look awful silly running from an optical illusion. 274 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 I'd rather run from one than be eaten by one. 275 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 [laughing] 276 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Oh, beat it, you furry illusion. 277 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 [roaring] 278 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Hey! These are real lionosauruses! 279 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Help! Help! 280 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 [roaring] 281 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Those poor boys, the lionosauruses will 282 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 tear them apart. 283 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 [crowd cheering] 284 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Oh, my goodness. 285 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 One thing I never thought of 286 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 how do I get them back? 287 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Let's see, what if I pull the lever again? 288 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Hey, Fred. Fred, we're back on that goofy ride again. 289 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 And just in time too, that lionosaurus was about to make 290 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 an hors d'oeuvre out of me. 291 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Wilma, are you here? 292 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Yes, Betty and I are right here. 293 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000 - And scared. - 'Oh, don't be scared.' 294 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Just keep in mind, it's all a gimmick. 295 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Ouch! Where are we now? 296 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 - On a boat. - 'Excuse me, please.' 297 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000 I'm Captain Christopher Columbus, who are you? 298 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Eh, we're the Flintstones. 299 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Uh, and, uh, we're the Rubbles. 300 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 You have tickets to ride on this boat? 301 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Tickets? No, we didn't even see the ticket booth. 302 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Uh, we paid to get into the fair. 303 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 I don't know how we got on this boat ride. 304 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Stowaways, eh? Well, you know what we do with stowaways. 305 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 How do you like that? 306 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Just because we don't have tickets 307 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 we got to scrub the deck. 308 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Well, I wouldn't argue with Columbus, Fred. 309 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Not with that sword he's got. 310 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 - Some fair! - Yeah! 311 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I could stay home and scrub floors. 312 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Psst! Psst! Hey, you stowaways. 313 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 - Are you speaking to us? - Yeah, listen. 314 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 There's gonna be a mutiny in a few minutes. 315 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 - A mutiny? - 'Shh! Keep your voice down.' 316 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Yes, a mutiny. 317 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 The captain thinks the world is round, see? 318 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 But we all know it's flat, right? 319 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Of course it's flat! 320 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Sure, I know the world is flat. 321 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 - Yeah, so do I. - Everybody knows that. 322 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Good, good! Then you're on our side. 323 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 We're gonna take over the boat 324 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 throw Columbus in chains and head for home. 325 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Good idea, otherwise we'd fall right off 326 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 the edge of the earth. 327 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 [chuckles] Hey, you got a good head. 328 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Okay, wait for the signal. 329 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Excuse me, what was that sailor talking to you about? 330 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Uh-uh-uh, s-sailor? Oh, nothing really. 331 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000 He wanted to know if we were enjoying our trip. 332 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Uh, yeah. That's right. 333 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000 (Columbus) 'Oh, I thought he might be telling you about the mutiny.' 334 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 You see, my crew thinks the earth is flat 335 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 but we know it's round, right? 336 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Uh-uh, yeah, yeah, right, right, sure, it's round. 337 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 (Betty and Wilma) Of course it's round. 338 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 (Columbus) 'Good, then you're on my side.' 339 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 'And just in time, here they come.' 340 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 'We put them all in chains, and then sail on.' 341 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Oh, boy, looks like we're on the wrong side, Fred. 342 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 You said it, we're not only outnumbered, I think 343 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 we're fighting for the wrong idea. 344 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Oh, captain, I hate to bother you at a time like this 345 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000 but isn't that land over there? 346 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Land? Where? 347 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 (Columbus) 'Holy smokes!' 348 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 'The little lady's right.' 349 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Look, boys! Land! 350 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 (Columbus) 'It's America!' 351 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 [all cheering] 352 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 What do you think of that, Fred? 353 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I just discovered America. 354 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 The heck you did! 355 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 I discovered America. 356 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 And don't you forget it 357 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000 when the reporters meet us back in Spain. 358 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Now back to your scrubbing. 359 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! 360 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Hey, watch it there! That sword is pointy. 361 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Oh, this is terrible, terrible! 362 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I've got to get them back. 363 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 ching 364 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 (Barney) I figured we were due for this again. 365 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 (Fred) And just in time, too. 366 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,000 I wonder what Columbus is going to find in America? 367 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 It looked deserted to me. 368 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 He's sure wasting his time. 369 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 thud 370 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Ooh! Now were are we? 371 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I don't know! 372 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 'But that's the biggest dining room table I've ever seen.' 373 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Hey, look at the names on the chairs 374 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 "Sir Galahad, Sir Lancelot." 375 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Hey, look at the goofy hat I found. 376 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000 - Peek-a-boo! - Oh, Fred! 377 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Oh, Sir Lancelot sir, you must hurry, sir! 378 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 The Black Knight awaits you on the jousting field, sir. 379 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 (Fred) Huh? What? I'm not.. Wait! Wait! 380 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Come on, girls, let's go see 381 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000 what Fred's got himself into now. 382 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 [crowd cheering] 383 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Ah, my queen, pray that Lancelot is victorious. 384 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 - Otherwise our daughter.. - Yes, yes. 385 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Lancelot must defeat the Black Knight. 386 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 He must. 387 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 [cheering continues] 388 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Hey, what am I doing here? 389 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000 That, that other guy looks like he means business. 390 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,000 I'll bust that oaf Lancelot into little pieces 391 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 and then the greatest prize in the kingdom 392 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 will be mine, all mine. 393 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 [instrumental music] 394 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 clippity clop clippity clop 395 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 That nut's riding right at me 396 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 with that sharp stick. 397 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 I'm getting out of here! Let's go, horse! 398 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Hey! I can't see a thing! 399 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Uh-oh! 400 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 (all) Hurray! 401 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 What's happening, Barney? Can you see? 402 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Oh, uh, just a couple of guys on horses charging each other. 403 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 (Fred) Whoa, horse! I can't see! 404 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 boing 405 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 [crowd gasping] 406 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 screech 407 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 crash 408 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 [crowd cheering] 409 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000 He's won, my dear! Sir Lancelot has won! 410 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 A brilliant victory, Sir Lancelot! 411 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 'You have won the greatest prize in my kingdom' 412 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,000 my daughter, the beautiful Princess Lenore. 413 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 [chuckling] 414 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 What do you mean I've won her? 415 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000 You've won her hand in marriage, Sir Lancelot. 416 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Well, there's two things wrong with that. 417 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000 In the first place, I'm Flintstone, not Lancelot.. 418 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Fred. 419 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 ...and in the second place 420 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 I'm already married to Wilma. 421 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:54,000 You mean you spurn the hand of this beautiful princess? 422 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 'I'll have your head.' 423 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 [babbling] 424 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Fred Flintstone! 425 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,000 I'm afraid I'm already spoken for, Your Majesty. 426 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Take him away to the chopping block! 427 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 'Off with his head!' 428 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Help! Wilma! Police! 429 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 ching 430 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 You here, Fred? I was worried about you, buddy. 431 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Me, too, that was some choice I had. 432 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 'Either way, I'd lose my head.' 433 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 It's a good thing you remembered you're a married man. 434 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000 (Fred) How could I forget, sweetheart? 435 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Besides, I'd never trade a queen like you, for a mere princess. 436 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 (Wilma) 'Oh, Fred, you're sweet.' 437 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 thud 438 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Ouch! We've landed again. 439 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Where are we this time? 440 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Let's ask that man over there. 441 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Uh, pardon me, sir, but, uh, could you tell us where we are? 442 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Certainly, friend, you're in Philadelphia 443 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 the city of brotherly love. 444 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 - "Phil-a-delphia?" - "The city of brotherly love?" 445 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 [yawning] That's right, that's right. 446 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Pardon me for yawning 447 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 'I got in rather late last night.' 448 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Oh, that's not good. 449 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 You know, "Early to bed and early to rise 450 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." 451 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 You don't say, that's very interesting. 452 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Perhaps I'd better write that down. 453 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Here, uh, would you mind holding my kite? 454 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Oh, and would you hold my apple? 455 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 I eat lots of apples. You know what they say. 456 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 An apple a day keeps the doctor on his toes. 457 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 It keeps him away, too. 458 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 By George, that's clever. 459 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 I'd better write that down, too. 460 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Hey, this is quite a kite you have here, mister. 461 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 - 'Where did you buy it?' - Oh, I didn't buy it. 462 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I made it myself. 463 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,000 A penny saved is a penny stashed away, you know. 464 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 You might even say it was a penny earned. 465 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Ooh, ha-ha-ha, that's even better 466 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 I'll write that down, too. 467 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 [thunder rumbling] 468 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 It looks like rain, mister. 469 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Shall I pull the kite in? 470 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 No, no, just keep it flying. 471 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 You see, I'm looking for something. 472 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,000 With a kite, a string, and a key? What are you looking for? 473 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 - Electricity. - Electricity? 474 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 What's that? 475 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 splat 476 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 crackle crackle 477 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 (male 478 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:09,000 H-h-help! B-Barney! Get me loose! 479 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Oh, sure, Fred. 480 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Y-e-e-eow! Betty! 481 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Coming, Barney! 482 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 (Betty) 'Y-e-e-eow! Wilma!' 483 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Hang on. I'll get you. 484 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 (all) Yeow! Yeow! 485 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,000 My goodness! So that's how electricity works. 486 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I'd better write this down, too. 487 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 ching 488 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Wow! Four meteors streaking through the sky! 489 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 You wouldn't believe it! 490 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 thud 491 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Fred, Betty, look! Look at all the people! 492 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 And the weird buildings! What is all this? 493 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 You got me. Well, there's a sign over there. 494 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 (Fred) 'It says, uh, "World's Fair."' 495 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 I guess we're back in Bedrock. 496 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I don't know, Fred, I don't remember anything 497 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 like that at our fair. 498 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 - 'Wow!' - Or that! 499 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,000 (Wilma) 'You're right! Or that!' 500 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 (Fred) 'Or that!' 501 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 This whole thing has me dizzy. 502 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 - Me, too! - It's got me hungry. 503 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Any place around here to eat? 504 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Oh, yeah, there's a place. Let's go, gang. 505 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Look, Mabel, some of the actors from the prehistoric exhibit. 506 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Aren't they fascinating? 507 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Divine, kinda cute, too. 508 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,000 You guys on your lunch break, huh? What'll you have? 509 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Uh, four brontosaurus burgers, please. 510 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000 [laughing] Funny, funny. 511 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 - 'Everything on them?' - Yeah, yeah. Everything. 512 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000 How are you doing over at the exhibit, busy? 513 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Don't you guys get cold in them costumes? 514 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 What's this guy talking about? 515 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Here you are, mac. Four brontosaurus burgers. 516 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 [laughing] 517 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 That'll be two rocks. 518 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 - 'Okay.' - Hey, what is this? 519 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 (Fred) 'Huh? Well, that's two rocks. What's wrong with 'em?' 520 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Come on, mac. A gag's a gag, but I'm awful busy. 521 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 522 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 That's good Bedrock currency. 523 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Look, put out two bucks, or I call the cops. 524 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Oh, let's go, gang. This guy is off his rocker. 525 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Hey, come back here! 526 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Police! Police! 527 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Here comes the law, Fred. 528 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Well, let's keep moving. Quick! In here! 529 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000 (Barney) Hey, look at that! What is it, Fred? 530 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 (Fred) I don't know, but there's no time for sightseeing. 531 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 We're taking a quick trip through this fair. 532 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Hey, look. We're back home. 533 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,000 - These are our kind of people. - Thank goodness! 534 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 There they are! 535 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Head for the hills! 536 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Here goes, I'll give it one more try. 537 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 ching ching ching 538 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 (male 539 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Hey! What happened? 540 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Oh, nothing except we were chased by lionosauruses 541 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 clobbered by Columbus, shocked in Philadelphia 542 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 trampled on, screamed at 543 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 'and if that's how your time machine works' 544 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 'you can have it, buddy!' 545 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Well, you can't please everybody. 546 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 So, back to the old drawing board. 547 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000 [yawns] I don't know about you folks 548 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 but I really enjoyed the fair. 549 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:21,000 So did I. Of course, you can't see it all in one day. 550 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 No, not if you go on those crazy rides. 551 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000 By the way, Fred, uh, what did you think of the future? 552 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 [laughing] 553 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Well, Barn, let me put it this way 554 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 it's a nice place to visit 555 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 but I wouldn't want to live there. 556 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 [laughing] Me, neither. 557 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 - Same here. - You said it. 558 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 [all laughing] 559 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 [theme music] 560 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000 ♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪ 561 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 ♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪ 562 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 563 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 564 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000 ♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪ 565 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000 ♪ Then that cat will stay out ♪ 566 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000 ♪ For the night ♪ 567 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 ♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪ 568 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 ♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪ 569 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 ♪ A dabba-doo time ♪ 570 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪ 571 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪ 572 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Wilma! 573 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 thud thud thud